Jesus is a phone call away...

Logan: "Hello Esus (Jesus)? HIIIIII!" (really high pitched and exaggerated as he is holding his hand up to his ear like he is talking on the phone) "Play bruaps (trucks)? Ya? Big bruaps?"
Me: "Are you talking to Jesus?"
Logan: "YEAH!" "Pwray (play) big bruaps with Esus and Teddy!"
Me: "Oh that is so nice that Jesus is going to play with you."
Logan: (with a confused yet stern look) "Esus pwray bruaps alwies (always)!"
Me: "Yes, you are right Jesus plays with you always"
Logan: "Ya, Esus *mua* (smacking his lips together as if he gave Jesus a kiss.)"